Guacamole
2 ripe avocados, peeled & seeded
1/4 tsp. garlic salt
1/4 tsp. onion salt
1 Tbsp lemon juice
2 Tbsp Paces picante sauce
Use a fork to mash the avocados. Add the other ingredients and mix. All of the seasoning proportions are on the "light" side to allow you to taste and add a bit more of one or more of the ingredients to suit your particular taste.
Our comments: "You make the best guacamole! No on can make it like you!" For years, that's all Chandler and Henry had to say to get Hays to start mashing every avocado in the house. Hays wised up to this mild form of child abuse just before he went to college, but not before he had developed a knack for making the stuff. You can rank Mexican food restaurants by the quality of their guacamole, but it is rare to find any as good as this.